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Yeah, that doesn’t prevent pregnancy.

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:

Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means we’re more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesn’t have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.

Which means if you’re exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isn’t actually sterile - that’s a myth - but you’re *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - that’s how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldn’t be there.)

Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc

So I’ve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.

If you’re one of the people saying “You meant ‘women’”, fuck you. I meant “people who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereof”, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.

And you should pee afterward, so you don’t get a UTI.

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https://www.amazon.com/Better-Run-Dark-Romance-Thriller-ebook/dp/B0CDVFD78L/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?crid=19LMYBPHVB4EY&keywords=better+run+alina+may&qid=1695084214&sprefix=better+r%2Caps%2C181&sr=8-1


ARC REVIEW AND RATING

Plot: 4/5

Spice 5/5


Mind the tags and trigger warnings (or as I like to call them my required checks for books)


Alina put her whole heart and soul into this debut novel and it shows!!


Two MCs kidnap the FMC. The FMC has internal fights with herself as she wants to escape but slowly succumbs to Stockholm Syndrome love.


With knife play, shibari, primal play, branding (in the form of tattoos), CNC/non-con, and sprinkle in some good old fashioned “good girl”. You’ve got yourself a good book.


I would love an epilogue or a bonus chapter, but overall a really great debut novel, I’m super excited to see what she writes next!! You’ve got a follower for life.

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Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.

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my advice to my younger followers is to befriend your coworkers and job hop frequently so that you have access to a lot of diverse job drama that no longer affects you

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